To: Sarah A.

Sarah A. said in a comment under my last post:

I have an unexplainable fear of ostriches. The mere mention of the collosal creatures sends me into hysterics. Can you help?
Why yes I can. Fist off, this is not uncommon for home schooled children. So what I think you should do is grow up and overcome your fear by taking ostrich training. This will allow you to love and adore the animal and become one with nature at the same time. You get to overcome your fear and become a pantheist at once. Ostriches are kind and for the most part very friendly creatures. I also would advise that you open your own ostrich petting zoo that way you will show them who is boss. I hope that my knowledge will help you greatly. If you enjoyed this post or would like me to be your shrink leave a comment below.



PS Any Religious beliefs stated in this post was for humor only. I do believe in the one true God and hope that you do too.