"Where is the Vodka?" A new childrens book

This was mostly Ben Young, but partially me and Grant Davis, on the way home from the last Round Robin.

Where is the vodka? Is it in the doghouse? No. Is it in the cupboard? No. It is on the moon. Oh. How do we get there? Do we climb a ladder? No. Do we use a Rocket? No. Do we swim? No. Do we use moon shoes? No. We use a tractor beam! OH! Once we get the vodka, what do we do with it? Do we drink it? No. Do we inject it? No. We wear it. OH! How do we wear the vodka? Do we use bootstraps? No. Do we use a big belt? No. Do we use a purse? No. We use double-sided sticky tape! OH!