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Friday, December 31, 2010

To: Amber Cuadra

Amber Cuadra said: Oh! Ty! Ty! Pick me! I have a phobia of gum. I've had nightmares of getting gum stuck in my teeth and not being able to get it out and it's all gross and disgusting and sticky... so I avoid eating gum now. Can you help me?
Why yes I can. First let me tell you that the chances of getting gum stuck in your teeth is less likely than dying of an allergy to peanuts. So sais Ralph Rodriques a doctor who studies Bubble gum habits. Secondly I have had gum stuck in my lip for a good ten years and that is less likely to happen then getting it stuck in your teeth. The moral of this post is that nightmares almost never come true, unless you are special and with your kind of luck you will probably get gum stuck in your hair then it will have to be shaved off so sorry. But you will no longer have to worry about getting gum stuck in your teeth. =)



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