To: Amber Cuadra

Amber Cuadra said: Oh! Ty! Ty! Pick me! I have a phobia of gum. I've had nightmares of getting gum stuck in my teeth and not being able to get it out and it's all gross and disgusting and sticky... so I avoid eating gum now. Can you help me?
Why yes I can. First let me tell you that the chances of getting gum stuck in your teeth is less likely than dying of an allergy to peanuts. So sais Ralph Rodriques a doctor who studies Bubble gum habits. Secondly I have had gum stuck in my lip for a good ten years and that is less likely to happen then getting it stuck in your teeth. The moral of this post is that nightmares almost never come true, unless you are special and with your kind of luck you will probably get gum stuck in your hair then it will have to be shaved off so sorry. But you will no longer have to worry about getting gum stuck in your teeth. =)



If you would like a shrink just leave a comment below And I will try to help you.

Jostie Flicks

Here are some videos from some Christian homeschooled kids from somewhere.

To: Sarah A.

Sarah A. said in a comment under my last post:

I have an unexplainable fear of ostriches. The mere mention of the collosal creatures sends me into hysterics. Can you help?
Why yes I can. Fist off, this is not uncommon for home schooled children. So what I think you should do is grow up and overcome your fear by taking ostrich training. This will allow you to love and adore the animal and become one with nature at the same time. You get to overcome your fear and become a pantheist at once. Ostriches are kind and for the most part very friendly creatures. I also would advise that you open your own ostrich petting zoo that way you will show them who is boss. I hope that my knowledge will help you greatly. If you enjoyed this post or would like me to be your shrink leave a comment below.



PS Any Religious beliefs stated in this post was for humor only. I do believe in the one true God and hope that you do too.

I am now your Shrink.

If any of you my followers have any problems that you might want help with leave a comment below and I will evaluate who you are and whether or not your complaint is shrink worthy.
Hope they are good problems.

A quote for you!!

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. Bertrand Russell

To: Brooke,

 So today I will be your shrink and you will not talk. How does that sound?
Let's begin shall we. So you are scared of speech, you get the willies every time you even THINK about going up there in front of Utter strangers and giving a Memorized speech. Well you're lucky. Just think of all the negative debate teams who have no prepared speeches and very little time to write up arguments. I pity your lack of sympathy to us the less fortunate crowd of NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so yah that is your shrink letter of the day. Have a good one!!


P.S. I have discovered that if you press buttons on your keyboard in a random fashion... wait for it..................... NOTHING HAPPENS!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!


P.P.S. Santa is a little chunky!

IT'S CALLED CHRISTMAS!!!

HEY YAH!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Why Oh Why?

For you apologists. My favorite card is "Why would a loving God create Hell?" Well first let's analyze this question. First off they are assuming that God is a loving God. God is a very loving God and what they are doing here is challenging this attribute.  If I love you I am not going to make a eternal pit of fire for you to dwell in for eternity that just seems stupid. Well God is loving. He is the very definition of love. Without Him there is no love. I can't think of the verse reference off the top of my head but it says that God is love. Now God is love how can He do something so drastic as create Hell? This is were the Catholics come in. They believe in purgatory a place were you work off your sin. this is completely false. Now they do mean it for the Christians only but that is beside the point. they think there is a between place were you can fix yourself so to speak. So anyways why would God do something that drastic. Now to answer the question. First let's make a point that God is Holy. Since God is holy, he cannot allow us imperfect beings into his Holy Realm and Presence. Because we sin he must somewhere to punish us. That is what Hell is. We deserve Hell Rom. 3:23 and Rom 6:23a we deserve death. God still loves us. He hates it that we have to go to Hell but it must be done. It's like when your parents give yhou a spanking. Mine always asked me if I think they like beating me. The answer is no. They absolutely hate it, but they must do it to make us learn so that we get what we deserve. Now we must go to our final point to this card. Jesus saves us. Rom 6: 23 I do this all the time were I quote  the first part of that verse in one point and do the whole thing in the next point. It works so well. So anyways Jesus died on the cross and has become a cloak of holiness over us. He saved us. He is the doorway to heaven.

Well hoped you had an interesting time reading my thoughts on this card. Have fun writing one of your own!!

Effects Topicality

Why are you doing what you do? Are you doing it to glorify God or is that only a side effect? I have to ask myself that all the time. If you were to put this into debate terms this would be Effects topicality. We are doing something but it is not directed exactly at our goal so we still lose. If you asked me why I was doing something I probably would say to give God Glory but I probably just lied which is the exact opposite of giving God glory. So why are you doing what you do? I challenge you to ask yourself that everyday. Think before you do and Pray Pray continually.

Now to begin....

Hi. I am here now. Have fun!! What I will be addressing are my thoughts and thoughts and stuffs. hope you enjoy.