Antony

What would happen if Cleopatra from Shakespeares "Antony and Cleopatra" was a black southern lady? I'll tell you what would happen. 
(if you have read Antony and Cleopatra you might laugh. If you have not, don't bother reading it. You wouldn't understand.)
This is what Clepatra would say when she was just told by a messenger that her beloved Antony married the woman Octavia.

"What did you just say? My Honeybuns Atony just what? No you didn't. you did NOT just say that. I am gonna kill you. Y'all you can go I need to have a heart to heart talk with this here fruitcake. OH and Lexi (Alexas) you best leave that knife here. Fo my own protection. Now I am gonna kill you right now. you get over here right now. Don't make me say it again!"