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As you can see from my previous post I am BORED!!

wonderful

"Sometimes when I am peeling potatoes, I pretend I am peeling apples that are shaped like potatoes!" Courtesy of Grant Davis.

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I love this song so much. A good friend of mine showed me and it made me happy! The funny thing is that I heard it for the first time on Monday of this week. I have listened to it at least 100 times by now.

If you ever find yourself stuck in the middle of the sea,
I'll sail the world to find you
If you ever find yourself lost in the dark and you can't see,
I'll be the light to guide you

Find out what we're made of
When we are called to help our friends in need

You can count on me like 1 2 3
I'll be there
And I know when I need it I can count on you like 4 3 2
And you'll be there
Cause that's what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah

Wooooh, Wooooh
yeah Yeah

If you toss and you turn and you just can't fall asleep
I'll sing a song
beside you
And if you ever forget how much you really mean to me
Everyday I will
remind you

Ohh
Find out what we're made of
When we are called to help our friends
in need

You can count on me like 1 2 3
I'll be there
And I know when I need it I can count on you like 4 3 2
You'll be there
Cause that's what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah


Wooooh, Wooooh
Yeah Yeah

You'll always have my shoulder when you cry
I'll never let go
Never say goodbye

You can count on me like 1 2 3
I'll be there
And I know when I need it I can count on you like 4 3 2
You'll be there
Cause that's what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah

Wooooh, Wooooh
you can count on me cos' I can count on you

Friends

I realized the other day that I am such a stupid human being, who is sinful and prideful. I don't deserve anything, though my sin nature says I deserve everything. It is so stupid. I also asked the question: Why would anyone want to be my friend? I am prideful sinful and a jerk. What is appealing in that? it is more like Appalling. This made me appreciate so much the friends God has allowed to come in my life and help me in my path of life. For these reasons I strongly say: Thank you.

"Where is the Vodka?" A new childrens book

This was mostly Ben Young, but partially me and Grant Davis, on the way home from the last Round Robin.

Where is the vodka? Is it in the doghouse? No. Is it in the cupboard? No. It is on the moon. Oh. How do we get there? Do we climb a ladder? No. Do we use a Rocket? No. Do we swim? No. Do we use moon shoes? No. We use a tractor beam! OH! Once we get the vodka, what do we do with it? Do we drink it? No. Do we inject it? No. We wear it. OH! How do we wear the vodka? Do we use bootstraps? No. Do we use a big belt? No. Do we use a purse? No. We use double-sided sticky tape! OH!

::dun dun dun::

Do you ever get that feeling that you are being watched.......................by a duck?

It was love at first sight

 Because of some controversy as to whether this song is an awesome Christmas song or not I am posting this. Comment and tell us if you think it is an awesome Christmas song or not.


He met her up in Delaware in 1937
She was wearing red lipstick to match her pretty dress
December 24th at a quarter till eleven is when he finally gained the courage to ask her to dance

It was the night before Christmas, it was love at first sight
The carolers sang as they danced through the night
She was a small town girl, he was a traveling guy
He never caught her name before they said their goodbyes

A couple years later he was out on the road
Having Christmas dinner in a diner alone
When he saw a young waitress with a gleam in her eye
Her favorite day of the year she showed her spirits were high
She said sir can you shed a little holiday cheer
A simple Christmas story was all she wanted to hear
He looked prepared with a smile as he started to say here's my favorite Christmas story about a girl with no name

He said I met her up in Delaware in 1937
She was wearing red lipstick to match her pretty dress
December 24th at a quarter till eleven is when I finally gained the courage to ask her to dance

Every holiday season as he traveled he'd tell about his Christmas dance partner that he never knew well
He'd share his favorite story with the locals he met
He was called the Christmas story tellin traveling man

By age 53 he had done settled down
All the neighborhood kids liked to gather around
Just to listen to his stories about his life on the road
All he had now were these children he told
And every Christmas eve they showed up before dark
He'd tell them all the story but they knew it by heart
They could quote it word for word, he always told it the same
It was his favorite Christmas story called the girl with no name

He said I met her up in Delaware in 1937
She was wearing red lipstick to match her pretty dress
December 24th at a quarter till eleven is when I finally gained the courage to ask her to dance

Twenty years later as he took his last breaths
On a cold Christmas morning in a hospital bed
The children had grown, he had nobody left
Except the little old nurse who was holding his hand
He said Ma'am can you share a little holiday cheer
A simple Christmas story was all he wanted to hear
But his eyes filled with tears at the words that she spoke
Because his favorite Christmas story was the one that she told

She said I met him up in Delaware in 1937
Though I never caught his name he was a traveling man
December 24th at a quarter till eleven
I'm so glad he got the courage to ask me to dance

MY HAPPY FACE!!

Don't I look Beautiful?

I stole Hermie.

BWAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See my evil deed here!

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I have no idea what is going to go here so I am just going to ramble. So two plus two is four and fish plus thyme is tasty. Garlic is profound and onions are found in the ground. Today is not tomorrow and tomorrow is not today, but today is a very good day. A good day to run, a good day to laugh, Today is just plain old fun! With the rain with the shine today is quite fine. I don't want tomorrow to be here. Oh wait Scratch that. TOMORROW IS EVER SO NEAR! Come to me come to me you with great awesomeness. Come to me and cleanse me of my blindness. Now my day is still here but I feel I must go. Goodbye cruel world. Until the next show.

~This is my sad attempt at rhyming. Tyler Plus Rhyming is FAIL!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Today my good friend Danielle Fife is turning 17. Go visit her blog and say happy birthday. HAVE FUN!!!

I want to be Holy Like you God

For some reason I have been on a David Crowder Band rampage. A couple nights ago I was listening to this song in my bed, and I just wanted to throw my hands in the air and praise my Lord and God. The only problem was every one was asleep and I needed to sleep as well so I restrained myself. I love this song. We need to be Holy like our God. Our life purpose must be to reflect our Lord and Savior the most holy being. Here you go.

I am full of earth
You are heaven’s worth
I am stained with dirt, prone to depravity
You are everything that is bright and clean
The antonym of me
You are divinity

But a certain sign of grace is this From a broken earth flowers come up Pushing through the dirt You are holy, holy, holy All heaven cries “Holy, holy God” You are holy, holy, holy I wanna be holy like You are You are everything that is bright and clean And You’re covering me with Your majesty And the truest sign of grace was this From wounded hands redemption fell down Liberating man You are holy, holy, holy All heaven cries “Holy, holy God” You are holy, holy, holy I want to be holy like You are But the harder I try the more clearly can I feel The depth of our fall and the weight of it all And so this might could be the most impossible thing Your grandness in me making me clean Glory, hallelujah Glory, glory, hallelujah You are holy, holy, holy All heaven cries “Holy, holy God” You are holy, holy, holy I want to be holy, holy God So here I am, all of me Finally everything Wholly, wholly, wholly I am wholly, wholly, wholly I am wholly, wholly, wholly Yours I am wholly Yours I am full of earth and dirt and You

Captured By Your Love

God is so good. He loves us and he will never stop. This song has really helped me. He is here with us and He loves us enough to never let go.

Food for Thought

I discovered today that spiritual battles are actually a good thing. God wants us to grow in Him so he puts us on the front lines, and boy do you feel crushed sometimes, but that is when he picks you back up. This song has really helped me a lot! Enjoy!!

ARGH!

Monday Night I was asked a very interesting question: "What is the purpose of debate to me?" My first thought was To have fun and hang out with Friends. REALLY?!?! Am I SERIOUS. I know I have posted about this before but it is a good reminder. Why are you doing what you are doing. I often times will find myself doing stuff for the FUN of it. THE FUN OF IT? Why were we put here on earth? What is mans primary purpose? To glorify God and enjoy him forever. To truly glorify God, I need him first in every thing. EVERYTHING! I don't do that. I am a very sinful person. I need God to take control of my life, instead of my trying to head for Him 'cus it WON'T work. Have God put Himself first in your life.

I AM YOURS!!

So I just love this song! This is the first David Crowder Band song I ever listened to. It makes me happy!!! :D

Love so incredible to know
It's never gonna go, never gonna go
Love too impossible and true
For anyone but You, for anyone but You

I think I'm on the brink of something large
Maybe like the breaking of the dawn
Maybe like a match being lit
Or the sinking of a ship, letting go gives a better grip

I'm finding everything I'll ever need
By giving up gaining everything
Falling for You for eternity
Right here at Your feet
Where I wanna be
I am Yours

Love so indelible to know
You're never gonna go, you're never gonna go
Love too unthinkable and true
For anyone but You, for anyone but You

Maybe like a match being lit
Or the sinking of a ship, letting go gives a better grip

I'm finding everything I'll ever need
By giving up gaining everything
Falling for You for eternity
Right here at Your feet
Where I wanna be

I'm finding everything I'll ever need
By giving up gaining everything
Falling for You for eternity
Right here at Your feet
Where I wanna be

I am yours
I'm finding everything I'll ever need
By giving up gaining everything
Falling for You for eternity
Right here at Your feet
Where I wanna be

I'm finding everything I'll ever need
By giving up gaining everything
Falling for You for eternity
Right here at Your feet
Where I wanna be

I am Yours

Forever and ever and ever and ever
Forever and ever and ever and ever
and ever and ever and ever and ever
Forever and ever and ever and ever
Forever and ever and ever and ever
Forever and ever and ever and ever
Forever and ever and ever and ever
and ever and ever and ever and ever
and ever

Crackers

Ever feel like you are dry and tasteless? Yah well spiritually I feel that way right now.

Courageous

Just recently there was released a new movie in the theaters ::applause:: This movie is called Courageous. Now it is not a war were everyone dies left and right. It does involve a lot of action though. It shows the meaning of being a parent, or more specifically a father. There are these police officers who decide to follow God and be the Best fathers they ever could be. It is a very touching movie. It makes you cry many times, as well as laugh your pants off. I know it touched me with its message. First off: I am very glad I have my father and that he knows to an extent, what he is doing. He knows he needs to raise me to be the man I will eventually be. He knows that if he doesn't guide me to make God first in my life, his role on this earth has failed. This movie made me appreciate him all that much more. Second: It made me want to grow up in the same regard. I want to become the man God made me to be, as well as Become a good father when the time comes. I must always follow in His path. It made me want to take up the resolution that the Main Characters in the movie signed. It made me want to follow God with my heart and eventually teach my (Future) children to do the same.


This is the resolution that those men signed:

I DO solemnly resolve before God to take full responsibility for myself, my wife, and my children.

I WILL love them, protect them, serve them, and teach the Word of God.

I WILL be faithful to my wife, to love and honor her, and be willing to lay down m life for her as Jesus Christ did for me.

I WILL bless my children and teach them to love God with all of their hearts, all of their minds, and all of their strength.

I WILL bless my children and teach them to love God with all of their heart, all of their minds, and all of their strength.

I WILL train them to honor authority and live responsibly.

I WILL confront evil, pursue justice, and love mercy.

I WILL pray for others and treat them with kindness, respect , and compassion.

I WILL work diligently to provide for the needs of my family.

I WILL forgive those who have wronged me and reconcile with those I have wronged.

I WILL learn from my mistakes, repent of my sins, and walk with integrity as a man answerable to God.

I WILL seek to honor God, be faithful to His church, obey His Word and do His will.

I WILL courageously work with the strength God provides to fulfill this resolution for the rest of my life and for His glory.

As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord. Joshua 24:15

POSTINGS!

Last night was like any other Monday night.... WRONG! Last night was pairings at debate meaning we figured out who we were going to spend the next 8 months with. pairings have really put me in a position of trust with our coach Mr. Wolcott. Mostly because this is the second year in a row that I don't know my partner. I have to completely and utterly trust that Mr. W. and God know what they are doing, because I know for a fact I never would have picked the partner that I got. Really because I don't know him. But this will be a great year. lots of new people and new faces. I had a blast last year with Colton Best who I had met only once before pairings. Now I have someone I have never met in my life, yet I know that if we trust in God and his wisdom we will grow and learn a lot. So it doesn't matter who your partner is as long as you trust in God. Do that for me will you? It will Help!

Sometimes I throw UP!

i's pooped. soccer really drains you.

ADVENTURE IS OUT THERE!

INDIANA JONES!!!!

Bob. most definitely an adventure to be around him.


Now what do these two have in common?









Absolutely nothing.

No one of consequence

POP QUIZ! How many words does the average American know? Turns out that most Americans know about 3,000 words. Now let's compare this to the most famous writer (Next to God) in the whole entire worldliness. SHAKESPEARE! He knew between 30,000 to 50,000 words. That is OVER TEN TIMES the amount we know nowadays. That is a lot of words. No wonder he is the most famous writer today.
Random fact of the day: Shakespeare needed some new words so he made some up such as: Lonely, countless. leapfrog, dwindle, barefaced, fretful, and submerged to name a few.

Sleep

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Ah! Spwing Is in zee air!!

Ahh! Zhe birds and zee bees are flying in zee trees! It is spwing. Spwing, zee time of L'Amour! And zis makes us Fwench Vewy appy!!!

WAHAHAHAHAHA THE SHRINK DIED!!!!!

Sadly myself died. I am no longer your shrink :'( waaaaaaaaa. I am really sorry. to show you my sincerity here is a bagpipe player in a Kilt!!

hehehe gotta love bagpipes!!!

Me and my complete awesomeness!!!!!

 Have a sausage today?

 ooh!! I am hungry! i can has cheez burger?

Here!! Have a cat. STANLEY!!!!!!!!!

Planned Parenthood Down the drain

Planned Parent hood is losing funding. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haWnTlE-Yek

Quote of the day.

I may disagree with everything you said but will defend your right to say it with my life. Voltaire
This is so unlike Russia. There motto is:  I may disagree with everything you said and I am gonna kill you for it.

To: Rachel Lynn

Rachel Lynn said: I have a problem. I talk about Greek literature too much, and it drives (most of) my friends crazy, because they don't like Iphigenia as much as I do. Can you help me?
I would love to help you. First of all I don't blame you. Greek literature ROCKS!!!!! But since you are annoying your friends and tarnishing your relationship, I will help you stop. What you must do is pick certain friends who don't care about your greekishness. Them you can keep as friends, everyone else, you my dislodge your friendship and thus not annoying them any more. But since that will hurt their feelings, just remember that it is mostly myth and has no real value in this world. Then again, It is fun to make fun of the Greek myths now and again. I am sorry but it appears I can not help you with this. sorry to be your Achilles Heel but it appears As I can not help you keep your annoyed friends. I guess they will now severe you relationship because they hate your lame jokes on how Socrates was barefoot his entire life.

Santa is kind of chunky

Oh Go smell your armpits. ~ My lil' Bro Jeremiah.

Shaving cream

My awesome bro Ryan realized that you should not abbreviate the Holy Spirit with holy S.