Snails

One time at band camp, we were just sitting around the campfire and singing this goofy song about.... snails. I like snails. I had a pet snail once. I named him Gary because I watched sponge bob one day and it was the coolest thing I had ever seen!

Antony

What would happen if Cleopatra from Shakespeares "Antony and Cleopatra" was a black southern lady? I'll tell you what would happen. 
(if you have read Antony and Cleopatra you might laugh. If you have not, don't bother reading it. You wouldn't understand.)
This is what Clepatra would say when she was just told by a messenger that her beloved Antony married the woman Octavia.

"What did you just say? My Honeybuns Atony just what? No you didn't. you did NOT just say that. I am gonna kill you. Y'all you can go I need to have a heart to heart talk with this here fruitcake. OH and Lexi (Alexas) you best leave that knife here. Fo my own protection. Now I am gonna kill you right now. you get over here right now. Don't make me say it again!"

A song for you

This song is an amazing song. Every time I hear I get this weird feeling. This song makes me want to be Christs. Every time.

"You wrote a letter and You signed your name
I read every word of it page by page
You said that You'd be coming, coming for me soon
Oh my God I'll be ready for You

I want to run on greener pastures
I want to dance on higher hills
I want to drink from sweeter waters
In the misty morning chill
And my soul is getting restless
For the place where I belong
I can't wait to join the angels and sing my heaven song

I hear Your voice and I catch my breath
'Well done my child, enter in and rest'
Tears of joy roll down my cheek
It's beautiful beyond my wildest dreams

I want to run on greener pastures
I want to dance on higher hills
I want to drink from sweeter waters
In the misty morning chill
And my soul is getting restless
For the place where I belong
I can't wait to join the angels and sing...

I want to run on greener pastures
I want to dance on higher hills
I want to drink from sweeter waters
In the misty morning chill
And my soul is getting restless
For the place where I belong
I can't wait to join the angels and sing
No, I can't wait to join the angels and sing my heaven song"

I will carry you

I sent this story to a friend of mine who was going through a hard season.

"A man was walking on the beach and he saw footprints in the sand. When he looked at them, he noticed his life being replayed for him inside the footprints. Then he noticed that there was another set of footprints to his right. He looked up and saw Jesus. He realized that Jesus had been there the whole time. As they walked the man noticed that during the hardest parts in his life, there was only one set of footprints. Jesus had left him during the hardest times in life. The man began to get angry. He looked up at Jesus and said "Why is it that, during the easy times of life you were with me, but during lifes struggles you were strangely absent?" Jesus replied saying "I wasn't gone. I have always been with you. The times were you see only one set of footprints, was the time I picked you up and carried you. I love you and will always be here for you."

You might be going through the worst time you have ever had, but just know God is there and He will carry you, if you just let Him.

Here is the original story. The above is a paraphrase off the top of my head.

Yo!

My hair is shorter, but life is just the same old awesome!

HAPPYHAPPYHAPPY

NCFCA

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