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As you can see from my previous post I am BORED!!

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"Sometimes when I am peeling potatoes, I pretend I am peeling apples that are shaped like potatoes!" Courtesy of Grant Davis.

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I love this song so much. A good friend of mine showed me and it made me happy! The funny thing is that I heard it for the first time on Monday of this week. I have listened to it at least 100 times by now.

If you ever find yourself stuck in the middle of the sea,
I'll sail the world to find you
If you ever find yourself lost in the dark and you can't see,
I'll be the light to guide you

Find out what we're made of
When we are called to help our friends in need

You can count on me like 1 2 3
I'll be there
And I know when I need it I can count on you like 4 3 2
And you'll be there
Cause that's what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah

Wooooh, Wooooh
yeah Yeah

If you toss and you turn and you just can't fall asleep
I'll sing a song
beside you
And if you ever forget how much you really mean to me
Everyday I will
remind you

Ohh
Find out what we're made of
When we are called to help our friends
in need

You can count on me like 1 2 3
I'll be there
And I know when I need it I can count on you like 4 3 2
You'll be there
Cause that's what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah


Wooooh, Wooooh
Yeah Yeah

You'll always have my shoulder when you cry
I'll never let go
Never say goodbye

You can count on me like 1 2 3
I'll be there
And I know when I need it I can count on you like 4 3 2
You'll be there
Cause that's what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah

Wooooh, Wooooh
you can count on me cos' I can count on you

Friends

I realized the other day that I am such a stupid human being, who is sinful and prideful. I don't deserve anything, though my sin nature says I deserve everything. It is so stupid. I also asked the question: Why would anyone want to be my friend? I am prideful sinful and a jerk. What is appealing in that? it is more like Appalling. This made me appreciate so much the friends God has allowed to come in my life and help me in my path of life. For these reasons I strongly say: Thank you.

"Where is the Vodka?" A new childrens book

This was mostly Ben Young, but partially me and Grant Davis, on the way home from the last Round Robin.

Where is the vodka? Is it in the doghouse? No. Is it in the cupboard? No. It is on the moon. Oh. How do we get there? Do we climb a ladder? No. Do we use a Rocket? No. Do we swim? No. Do we use moon shoes? No. We use a tractor beam! OH! Once we get the vodka, what do we do with it? Do we drink it? No. Do we inject it? No. We wear it. OH! How do we wear the vodka? Do we use bootstraps? No. Do we use a big belt? No. Do we use a purse? No. We use double-sided sticky tape! OH!

::dun dun dun::

Do you ever get that feeling that you are being watched.......................by a duck?

It was love at first sight

 Because of some controversy as to whether this song is an awesome Christmas song or not I am posting this. Comment and tell us if you think it is an awesome Christmas song or not.


He met her up in Delaware in 1937
She was wearing red lipstick to match her pretty dress
December 24th at a quarter till eleven is when he finally gained the courage to ask her to dance

It was the night before Christmas, it was love at first sight
The carolers sang as they danced through the night
She was a small town girl, he was a traveling guy
He never caught her name before they said their goodbyes

A couple years later he was out on the road
Having Christmas dinner in a diner alone
When he saw a young waitress with a gleam in her eye
Her favorite day of the year she showed her spirits were high
She said sir can you shed a little holiday cheer
A simple Christmas story was all she wanted to hear
He looked prepared with a smile as he started to say here's my favorite Christmas story about a girl with no name

He said I met her up in Delaware in 1937
She was wearing red lipstick to match her pretty dress
December 24th at a quarter till eleven is when I finally gained the courage to ask her to dance

Every holiday season as he traveled he'd tell about his Christmas dance partner that he never knew well
He'd share his favorite story with the locals he met
He was called the Christmas story tellin traveling man

By age 53 he had done settled down
All the neighborhood kids liked to gather around
Just to listen to his stories about his life on the road
All he had now were these children he told
And every Christmas eve they showed up before dark
He'd tell them all the story but they knew it by heart
They could quote it word for word, he always told it the same
It was his favorite Christmas story called the girl with no name

He said I met her up in Delaware in 1937
She was wearing red lipstick to match her pretty dress
December 24th at a quarter till eleven is when I finally gained the courage to ask her to dance

Twenty years later as he took his last breaths
On a cold Christmas morning in a hospital bed
The children had grown, he had nobody left
Except the little old nurse who was holding his hand
He said Ma'am can you share a little holiday cheer
A simple Christmas story was all he wanted to hear
But his eyes filled with tears at the words that she spoke
Because his favorite Christmas story was the one that she told

She said I met him up in Delaware in 1937
Though I never caught his name he was a traveling man
December 24th at a quarter till eleven
I'm so glad he got the courage to ask me to dance