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Friday, February 18, 2011

Planned Parenthood Down the drain

Planned Parent hood is losing funding. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haWnTlE-Yek

Monday, February 14, 2011

Quote of the day.

I may disagree with everything you said but will defend your right to say it with my life. Voltaire
This is so unlike Russia. There motto is:  I may disagree with everything you said and I am gonna kill you for it.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

To: Rachel Lynn

Rachel Lynn said: I have a problem. I talk about Greek literature too much, and it drives (most of) my friends crazy, because they don't like Iphigenia as much as I do. Can you help me?
I would love to help you. First of all I don't blame you. Greek literature ROCKS!!!!! But since you are annoying your friends and tarnishing your relationship, I will help you stop. What you must do is pick certain friends who don't care about your greekishness. Them you can keep as friends, everyone else, you my dislodge your friendship and thus not annoying them any more. But since that will hurt their feelings, just remember that it is mostly myth and has no real value in this world. Then again, It is fun to make fun of the Greek myths now and again. I am sorry but it appears I can not help you with this. sorry to be your Achilles Heel but it appears As I can not help you keep your annoyed friends. I guess they will now severe you relationship because they hate your lame jokes on how Socrates was barefoot his entire life.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Santa is kind of chunky

Oh Go smell your armpits. ~ My lil' Bro Jeremiah.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Shaving cream


My awesome bro Ryan realized that you should not abbreviate the Holy Spirit with holy S.

Friday, December 31, 2010

To: Amber Cuadra

Amber Cuadra said: Oh! Ty! Ty! Pick me! I have a phobia of gum. I've had nightmares of getting gum stuck in my teeth and not being able to get it out and it's all gross and disgusting and sticky... so I avoid eating gum now. Can you help me?
Why yes I can. First let me tell you that the chances of getting gum stuck in your teeth is less likely than dying of an allergy to peanuts. So sais Ralph Rodriques a doctor who studies Bubble gum habits. Secondly I have had gum stuck in my lip for a good ten years and that is less likely to happen then getting it stuck in your teeth. The moral of this post is that nightmares almost never come true, unless you are special and with your kind of luck you will probably get gum stuck in your hair then it will have to be shaved off so sorry. But you will no longer have to worry about getting gum stuck in your teeth. =)



If you would like a shrink just leave a comment below And I will try to help you.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Jostie Flicks

Here are some videos from some Christian homeschooled kids from somewhere.