To: Amber Cuadra

Amber Cuadra said: Oh! Ty! Ty! Pick me! I have a phobia of gum. I've had nightmares of getting gum stuck in my teeth and not being able to get it out and it's all gross and disgusting and sticky... so I avoid eating gum now. Can you help me?
Why yes I can. First let me tell you that the chances of getting gum stuck in your teeth is less likely than dying of an allergy to peanuts. So sais Ralph Rodriques a doctor who studies Bubble gum habits. Secondly I have had gum stuck in my lip for a good ten years and that is less likely to happen then getting it stuck in your teeth. The moral of this post is that nightmares almost never come true, unless you are special and with your kind of luck you will probably get gum stuck in your hair then it will have to be shaved off so sorry. But you will no longer have to worry about getting gum stuck in your teeth. =)



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Here are some videos from some Christian homeschooled kids from somewhere.

To: Sarah A.

Sarah A. said in a comment under my last post:

I have an unexplainable fear of ostriches. The mere mention of the collosal creatures sends me into hysterics. Can you help?
Why yes I can. Fist off, this is not uncommon for home schooled children. So what I think you should do is grow up and overcome your fear by taking ostrich training. This will allow you to love and adore the animal and become one with nature at the same time. You get to overcome your fear and become a pantheist at once. Ostriches are kind and for the most part very friendly creatures. I also would advise that you open your own ostrich petting zoo that way you will show them who is boss. I hope that my knowledge will help you greatly. If you enjoyed this post or would like me to be your shrink leave a comment below.



PS Any Religious beliefs stated in this post was for humor only. I do believe in the one true God and hope that you do too.

I am now your Shrink.

If any of you my followers have any problems that you might want help with leave a comment below and I will evaluate who you are and whether or not your complaint is shrink worthy.
Hope they are good problems.

A quote for you!!

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. Bertrand Russell

To: Brooke,

 So today I will be your shrink and you will not talk. How does that sound?
Let's begin shall we. So you are scared of speech, you get the willies every time you even THINK about going up there in front of Utter strangers and giving a Memorized speech. Well you're lucky. Just think of all the negative debate teams who have no prepared speeches and very little time to write up arguments. I pity your lack of sympathy to us the less fortunate crowd of NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so yah that is your shrink letter of the day. Have a good one!!


P.S. I have discovered that if you press buttons on your keyboard in a random fashion... wait for it..................... NOTHING HAPPENS!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!


P.P.S. Santa is a little chunky!

IT'S CALLED CHRISTMAS!!!

HEY YAH!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!